Three vs 1000
| Category: | Wordplay & Puns |
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| Notes: | This can be done as a story or acted as a skit. Works best with natural ad-libbing and dramatic buildup. |
(Ad-libbing the entire conversation works better than memorized lines, but should go something like this...)
[Soldier 1:] What a battle!
[Soldier 2:] What amazing odds! And, to think we survived!
[Soldier 3:] Yeah, THREE against A THOUSAND - simply amazing!
[Soldier 1:] We never should have attempted it. THREE against A THOUSAND and we're still here to tell about it.
[Soldier 2:] That's enough fighting for me. I'm retiring from the army. Fighting THREE against A THOUSAND has completely worn me out.
[Soldier 3:] Me too. I think we've made a name for ourselves. THREE against A THOUSAND - I still can't believe it!
[Soldier 1:] You know, those were the toughest THREE guys I've ever fought against!