They're On Me
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| Notes: | scout #1 should deliver the punchline with deadpan calm for maximum contrast to the entrance. works well paired with 'they're after me.' |
[Scout #1:] (Runs out screaming) They're on me! They're on me!
[Scout #2:] What's on you?
[Scout #1:] (Calmly) My clothes.