They're After Me
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| Notes: | scout #1 should shift from frantic to totally calm on the punchline for maximum comedic contrast. |
[Scout #1:] (Runs out screaming) They're after me! They're after me!
[Scout #2:] Who's after you?
[Scout #1:] The squirrels! They're after me!
[Scout #2:] Why do you say that?
[Scout #1:] (Calmly) They think I'm nuts!