The Singing Scoutmaster: Smoke Signals

Scout 1:   Wow, it's great to be out here in the wild. 

Scout 2:   Hey, what's that over there? Looks like smoke signals. 

Scout 1:   Fortunately, I learned smoke signalling at camp last summer. Let me see if I can read them. 

Scout 1:   (looking through binoculars and sounding out each word) 

Help . . . my . . . blanket . . . is . . . on . . . fire.