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Four guys are sitting in a hospital waiting room. A nurse enters.
Nurse: Hello Mr. Morrissey (or whatever name you want), I have great news! Your wife just gave birth to twins!
Mr. Morrissey: Wow, this is really funny, because I work as a talent agent for the Minnesota Twins! (and he exits)
Time passes, and the nurse enters again.
Nurse: Hello Mr. Jenkins! I have wonderful news! Your wife just gave birth to triplets!
Mr. Jenkins: Wow, that's really funny, because I make tapes at 3M! (and he exits)
Time passes, and the nurse enters again.
Nurse: Hello Mr. Chester! I have exciting news! Your wife just gave birth to quadruplets!
Mr. Chester: Wow, that's really funny, because I draw The Fantastic Four. (before he exits, the last man gets up.)
Last man: That's it, I'm outta here!
Nurse: Why is that?
Last man: I work at 7-up!