7-Up
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| Notes: | each scout should time their exit smoothly after delivering their line. the final scout's panic should contrast with the others' delight. |
[Nurse:] Hello Mr. Morrissey (or whatever name you want), I have great news! Your wife just gave birth to twins!
[Mr. Morrissey:] Wow, this is really funny, because I work as a talent agent for the Minnesota Twins! (and he exits)
[Nurse:] Hello Mr. Jenkins! I have wonderful news! Your wife just gave birth to triplets! [Mr. Jenkins:] Wow, that's really funny, because I make tapes at 3M! (and he exits)
[Nurse:] Hello Mr. Chester! I have exciting news! Your wife just gave birth to quadruplets! [Mr. Chester:] Wow, that's really funny, because I draw The Fantastic Four. (before he exits, the last man gets up.)
[Last man:] That's it, I'm outta here!
[Nurse:] Why is that?
[Last man:] I work at 7-up!
Time passes, and the nurse enters again.
[Nurse:] Hello Mr. Jenkins! I have wonderful news! Your wife just gave birth to triplets! [Mr. Jenkins:] Wow, that's really funny, because I make tapes at 3M! (and he exits)
Time passes, and the nurse enters again.
[Nurse:] Hello Mr. Chester! I have exciting news! Your wife just gave birth to quadruplets! [Mr. Chester:] Wow, that's really funny, because I draw The Fantastic Four. (before he exits, the last man gets up.)
[Last man:] That's it, I'm outta here!
[Nurse:] Why is that?
[Last man:] I work at 7-up!