| Category: | 3-Scout Skits |
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Scout 1: A Scout goes to the trading post and asks to buy some Tenderfoot Scout brains
Store Owner: That'll be 25 cents.
Scout 1: OK, (money and brains exchanged).
Scout Narrator: Six months later. Same Scout back at trading post.
Scout 1: I'd like to buy some Second Class Scout brains.
Store Owner: "That'll be 50 cents."
Scout 1: OK, (as before)
Scout Narrator: Six months later
Scout 1: I'd like to buy some First Class Scout brains
Store Owner: That'll be 75 cents
Scout 1: OK, (as before)
Scout Narrator: A year later
Scout 1: I'd like to buy some Star Scout brains
Store Owner: That'll be 1 Dollar
Scout 1: OK, (as before)
Scout Narrator: A year later
Scout 1: I'd like...Life Scout brains
Store Owner: That'll be 1.25
Scout 1: OK, (as before)
Scout Narrator: A year later
Scout 1: I'd like... Eagle Scout brains
Store Owner: That'll be 1.50
Scout 1: OK, (as before)
Scout Narrator: 15 years later the same Scout goes to trading post again.
Scout 1: I'd like to buy some Scoutmaster's brains
Store Owner: "That'll be 200 dollars an ounce"
Scout 1: 200 dollars, why so much?
Store Owner: "Do you have any idea how many Scoutmasters it takes to get an ounce of brains?