The Singing Scoutmaster: Invisible Bench

Scout 1 walks onstage and squats down as if he is sitting on a bench that is invisible.

Scout 2 walks up to Scout 1.

Scout 2:   Whatcha doing?" 

Scout 1:   Just sitting on this invisible bench. 

Scout 2:   Can I join you? 

Scout 1:   Sure! 

Scout 2 squats down to sit next to Scout 1. Scout 3 walks up to Scouts 1 & 2.

Scout 3:   Hey, what are you guys doing? 

Scouts 1 & 2:   Just sitting on this invisible bench. 

Scout 3:   Do you mind if I join you? 

Scouts 1 & 2:   Not at all! Have a seat. 

Continue the dialog with each Scout coming up to ask what the boys are doing and if he can join them until you get to the last Scout.

Last Scout:   What are y'all doing? 

All Scouts:   Just sitting here on this invisible bench. 

Last Scout:   No you aren't. I moved that bench over there yesterday. (Scout points.) 

All Scouts who are sitting fall down.