Invisible Bench
| Props: | none |
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| Notes: | timing and consistency in squatting posture are key. final scout should deliver the punchline with confident obliviousness. |
[Scout 2:] Whatcha doing?'
[Scout 1:] Just sitting on this invisible bench.
[Scout 2:] Can I join you?
[Scout 1:] Sure!
Scout 2 squats down to sit next to Scout 1. Scout 3 walks up to Scouts 1 & 2.
[Scout 3:] Hey, what are you guys doing? [Scouts 1 & 2:] Just sitting on this invisible bench. [Scout 3:] Do you mind if I join you? [Scouts 1 & 2:] Not at all! Have a seat.Continue the dialog with each Scout coming up to ask what the boys are doing and if he can join them until you get to the last Scout.
[Last Scout:] What are y'all doing? [All Scouts:] Just sitting here on this invisible bench. [Last Scout:] No you aren't. I moved that bench over there yesterday. (Scout points.)All Scouts who are sitting fall down.