| Category: | 3-Scout Skits |
|---|---|
| Props: | None |
2 scouts are ice fishermen and they walk to centerstage. The 3rd scout is off-stage
Scout #1: This looks like a goot spot to ice fish, eh?
Scout #2: Ya, this looks good. let's start here, then, eh?
(Scout #2 starts using a manual drill to cut through the ice.)
In a booming voice:
Scout #3: There are no fish there!
(Scout #1 and Scout #2 jump and look around.)
Scout #1: Hmmm, then let's try over there., eh?
Scout #2: OK, but you cut the hole this time, eh?
(Scout #1 takes the drill and they move to a new location and start to drill through the ice.)
Scout #3: There are no fish there!
(again, Scout #1 and Scout #2 jump and look around.)
Scout #1: My gosh, we'd best try a different spot I'm thinkin', eh?
Scout #2: Ya, that spot looks pretty good over there, eh?
(Scout #1 takes the drill and they move to a new location and start to drill through the ice.)
Scout #3: Listen, you guys, I'm the ice rink manager and THERE ARE NO FISH HERE!