Ice Fishing
| Category: | Misunderstanding / Clever Confusion |
|---|---|
| Category: | Wordplay & Puns |
| Notes: | Scout #3 should use a booming or off-stage voice. A Canadian accent adds charm but isn't required. |
[Scout #1:] This looks like a goot spot to ice fish, eh?
[Scout #2:] Ya, this looks good. let's start here, then, eh?
(Scout #2 starts using a manual drill to cut through the ice.)
In a booming voice:
[Scout #3:] There are no fish there!
(Scout #1 and Scout #2 jump and look around.)
[Scout #1:] Hmmm, then let's try over there., eh?
[Scout #2:] OK, but you cut the hole this time, eh?
(Scout #1 takes the drill and they move to a new location and start to drill through the ice.)
[Scout #3:] There are no fish there!
(again, Scout #1 and Scout #2 jump and look around.)
[Scout #1:] My gosh, we'd best try a different spot I'm thinkin', eh?
[Scout #2:] Ya, that spot looks pretty good over there, eh?
(Scout #1 takes the drill and they move to a new location and start to drill through the ice.)
[Scout #3:] Listen, you guys, I'm the ice rink manager and THERE ARE NO FISH HERE!