Highest Tree Climber
| Category: | 3-Scout Skits |
|---|---|
| Props: | Bush or tree to ruffle for sound effects |
| Notes: | Climber should stay hidden and time the ruffling perfectly. The final thump should be exaggerated for comedic effect. |
Setup: Tree climber is hidden in the woods and is able to ruffle a bush or tree.
Scout Narrator: You know, they say there's this really good tree climber trying out for the Olympics.I wonder if he's practicing around here?
Scout Narrator: I'll call out and see! Hey! Tree Climber! Are you around here?
Climber: Yep!
Scout Narrator: You practicing?
Climber: Yep!
Scout Narrator: How high are you?
Climber: Oh, not high. About 100 feet.
Scout Narrator: Wow! Can you go higher?
Climber: Yep! (Ruffles tree.) Now I'm at about 200 feet.
Scout Narrator: Fantastic! Can you go higher?
Climber: Yep!(Ruffles tree.) Now I'm at about 275 feet.
Scout Narrator: Neato! Can you go higher?
Climber: Yep!(Ruffles tree.) Now I'm at about 325 feet.
Scout Narrator: Great! Can you go higher?
Climber: Yep!(Ruffles tree.) Now I'm at about 400 feet.
Scout Narrator: Gee! I'm amazed!
Scout: Excuse me, sir, but I have a book here that says that the highest tree in the world is only 360 feet high!
Climber: (ruffling the tree) Ahhhhhh!!!!!!(Thump!)