Highest Tree Climber
| Props: | bush or tree to ruffle for sound effects |
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| Notes: | climber should stay hidden and time the ruffling perfectly. the final thump should be exaggerated for comedic effect. |
Setup: Tree climber is hidden in the woods and is able to ruffle a bush or tree.
[Scout Narrator:] You know, they say there's this really good tree climber trying out for the Olympics.I wonder if he's practicing around here? [Scout Narrator:] I'll call out and see! Hey! Tree Climber! Are you around here? [Climber:] Yep! [Scout Narrator:] You practicing? [Climber:] Yep! [Scout Narrator:] How high are you? [Climber:] Oh, not high. About 100 feet. [Scout Narrator:] Wow! Can you go higher? [Climber:] Yep! (Ruffles tree.) Now I'm at about 200 feet. [Scout Narrator:] Fantastic! Can you go higher? [Climber:] Yep!(Ruffles tree.) Now I'm at about 275 feet. [Scout Narrator:] Neato! Can you go higher? [Climber:] Yep!(Ruffles tree.) Now I'm at about 325 feet. [Scout Narrator:] Great! Can you go higher? [Climber:] Yep!(Ruffles tree.) Now I'm at about 400 feet. [Scout Narrator:] Gee! I'm amazed! [Scout:] Excuse me, sir, but I have a book here that says that the highest tree in the world is only 360 feet high! [Climber:] (ruffling the tree) Ahhhhhh!!!!!!(Thump!)