Heaven's Gate
| Category: | Parody & Satire |
|---|---|
| Notes: | The last line should name a well-known troop/class or leader who's known for their 'difficult' personality-someone who can take the joke. |
[Announcer:] Here we are at the Gates of Heaven.
[Scout #1:] (Walks up to the Angel.) Hello, I see I've come to Heaven.
[Angel:] Well, you're not in yet! First you've got to tell me how you suffered on Earth.
[Scout #1:] Well, I spent a week eating camp food.
[Angel:] I'm sorry. You haven't suffered enough.
([Scout #1] exits dejectedly.)
[Scout #2:] (Enters.) Hi, I'm here to get into Heaven.
[Angel:] Fine, fine. And how have you suffered?
[Scout #2:] I went on a long hike and got blisters all over my feet.
[Angel:] Sorry. That's not enough suffering to get into Heaven.
([Scout #2] exits.)
[Scout #3:] (Enters.) Can I get into Heaven?
[Angel:] How did you suffer?
[Scout #3:] I'm in [Troop 123 with Mr. Grumpford]!
[Angel:] (Without hesitation.) Well, come on in!!