Golf Socks
| Category: | Wordplay & Puns |
|---|---|
| Category: | Chain Reaction Skits |
| Props: | 3 pairs of socks (identical if possible) |
| Notes: | All sock pairs should look identical to make the punchline land. The more exasperated Scout 1 becomes, the funnier the payoff. |
[Scout #1:] (enters stage) Has anyone seen my golf socks? I can't find them anywhere!
[Scout #2:] (follows Scout 1) Have you checked your tent? It's a disaster in there!
[Scout #1:] Yes, I checked my tent, but I still can't find my golf socks.
[Scout #2:] (pulls out a pair of socks) I found a pair on the trail. Are these your missing socks?
[Scout #1:] No.
[Scout #3:] (enters stage with a pair of socks) What's going on?
[Scout #1:] I can't find my golf socks.
[Scout #3:] (holds up socks) I found a pair by the pond. Are these your missing socks?
[Scout #1:] No.
[Scout #4:] (enters stage with a pair of socks) What's going on?
[Scout #1:] I can't find my golf socks.
[Scout #4:] (holds up socks) I found a pair at the dining hall. Are these your missing socks?
[Scout #1:] Yes! That's them. Thank you!
[Scout #2:] Those are your golf socks? They look just like the other socks we found!
[Scout #1:] Yeah, I know, but this pair has a hole in one.