| Category: | 3-Scout Skits |
|---|---|
| Props: | Two chairs, optional flashlight for Usher |
| Notes: | Sam moans loudly and gets dragged off after the punchline. |
Usher: Sir, you can't take up two seats in this crowded theater. Can you sit up, please?
Sam: (groans loudly but doesn't move)
Usher: Other people need seats. Come on, just use one chair!
Sam: (groans even louder, still not moving)
Usher: Fine, I'll get the manager!
Manager: (enters) Sir, why are you taking up two seats?
Sam: (groans dramatically)
Manager: What's your name?
Sam: (weakly) S-Sam...
Manager: Where did you come from, Sam?
Sam: (pauses, groans loudly) THE BALCONY!
Usher: (to the audience) Well, that explains a lot!
Sam: (moans again as they drag him off-stage)