Ear To The Ground
| Category: | Wordplay & Puns |
|---|---|
| Notes: | Scout 1 should deliver the initial 'trail reading' in a slow, serious tone for maximum contrast with the punchline. |
[Scout 2:] Heya!
[Scout 1:] (in a slow voice) says:
Wagon with 2 horses, one black and one brown.
About 1 mile away, heading West.
3 Riders, one a man and two are kids.
Man is wearing a red shirt and tan hat.
[Scout 2:] Man! That's great! How did you get so much information by just listening to the ground?
[Scout 1:] No, they ran me over about 10 minutes ago.