| Category: | 2-Scout Skits |
|---|---|
| Props: | chairs lined up or a tabletop to be a hospital bed |
The patient is lying on the chairs or tabletop
Doctor enters hospital room where Patient is laying on hospital bed, sleeping. Doctor walks over close to Patient and looks at him, then starts reading his imaginary status chart.
Doctor: Hmmm, let's see. Mr. Smith. Hmmm, recovering nicely. Good progress!
Patient wakes up and starts grabbing his throat like he can't breathe.
Doctor: What is it? Do you need something to drink?
Patient shakes head No
Doctor: Do you need pain meds?
Patient shakes head No frantically
Doctor: Are you having a heart attack?
Patient shakes head No. He pantomimes scribbling on a piece of paper.
Doctor: You want a pencil and paper?
Patient nods head Yes
Doctor hands him paper and pencil. Patient writes note with his last bit of strength and then falls back dead.
Doctor: (reading note) You are standing on my oxygen hose!
Doctor looks down at his shoes and takes a step back, then guiltily scurries offstage