The Singing Scoutmaster: Got Any Duck Food?

The store owner stands behind a table or chair as if they're behind a store counter.

Customer:   Walks in and faces store owner "Got any duck food?" 

Owner:   "No, this is a hardware store. We don't sell duck food." 

Customer leaves and walks back in. 

 

Customer:   "Got any duck food?" 

Owner:   "I told you yesterday that we don't sell duck food." 

Customer leaves and walks back in. 

 

Customer:   "Got any duck food?" 

Owner:   "No! This is a haaaaardwaaaaaaaare store. We….do….not….sell….duck….food." 

Customer leaves and walks back in. 

 

Customer:   "Got any duck food?" 

Owner:   "No! No! No! Like I told you yesterday, we have no duck food! And, if you ask me again, I'm gonna nail your feet to the floor!" 

Customer leaves and walks back in. 

 

Customer:   "Got any nails?" 

Owner:   "No." 

Customer:   "Got any duck food?"