Got Any Duck Food?
| Props: | none |
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| Notes: | builds best with increasingly exaggerated reactions and delivery. a great skit for comic timing and repetition. |
[Customer:] Walks in and faces store owner 'Got any duck food?'
[Owner:] 'No, this is a hardware store. We don't sell duck food.'
Customer leaves and walks back in.
[Customer:] 'Got any duck food?' [Owner:] 'I told you yesterday that we don't sell duck food.' Customer leaves and walks back in.
[Customer:] 'Got any duck food?' [Owner:] 'No! This is a haaaaardwaaaaaaaare store. We....do....not....sell....duck....food.' Customer leaves and walks back in.
[Customer:] 'Got any duck food?' [Owner:] 'No! No! No! Like I told you yesterday, we have no duck food! And, if you ask me again, I'm gonna nail your feet to the floor!' Customer leaves and walks back in.
[Customer:] 'Got any nails?' [Owner:] 'No.' [Customer:] 'Got any duck food?
[Customer:] 'Got any duck food?' [Owner:] 'I told you yesterday that we don't sell duck food.' Customer leaves and walks back in.
[Customer:] 'Got any duck food?' [Owner:] 'No! This is a haaaaardwaaaaaaaare store. We....do....not....sell....duck....food.' Customer leaves and walks back in.
[Customer:] 'Got any duck food?' [Owner:] 'No! No! No! Like I told you yesterday, we have no duck food! And, if you ask me again, I'm gonna nail your feet to the floor!' Customer leaves and walks back in.
[Customer:] 'Got any nails?' [Owner:] 'No.' [Customer:] 'Got any duck food?