Don't Brush Them on Me!
| Category: | Physical Comedy & Slapstick |
|---|---|
| Category: | Gross-Out Humor |
| Props: | None |
| Notes: | This is a psychiatric office skit with bugs as the punchline. The Patient should be increasingly frantic about imaginary bugs. The Doctor should remain professional until the final step back. Great physical comedy opportunity! |
(The Scene: A Psychiatrist's office. A patient is laying on the couch. The Doctor is sitting on a chair.)
[Doctor:] Let's see, last week we were talking about your past.
[Patient:] Yes, I think we were.
[Doctor:] How much sleep do you get at night?
[Patient:] Oh, I can't complain, about nine hours I guess.
[Doctor:] Well, that seems pretty normal. I am beginning to wonder what we are going to find wrong with you. You seem just as sane as I am.
[Patient:] (horrified) But Doctor, it's these creepy crawly bugs. I just can't stand them!
(Leaps from couch and brushes himself wildly.)
[Patient:] They're all over me, they're all over me!
[Doctor:] (steps back) Well for goodness sake, don't brush them onto me.
(Freeze. Blackout.)