The Singing Scoutmaster: Clean Socks



Clean Socks
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Category: 4 Or More Scouts
Props: optional - pile of socks

 

Scout #1 comes onstage carrying a box full of pairs of socks

Scout #1:   (could be a leader instead) Hey, everybody! Our new socks have arrived! Come and get 'em! 

 

other scouts run onstage and line up to receive socks.

Scout #1:   OK, Johnny, how many socks do you need? 

Scout #2:   I need 2 pair. 

Scout #1:   Just two? 

Scout #2:   Yes, I wear one pair for a week while the other pair is in the dirty wash. 

Scout #1:   Yuck! Oh well, here you go. 

 

Scout #3:   I need 4 pair. 

Scout #1:   Why 4 pair? 

Scout #3:   I put on a fresh pair on Monday, Wednesday, Friday, and Saturday. 

Scout #1:   Well, that's better than wearing them a whole week. Here you go. 

 

Scout #4:   I need 7 pair. 

Scout #1:   Great. I bet that's a fresh pair every day, right? gives the socks   

Scout #4:   Right! 

Scout #1:   That's what I like. A clean scout! Here you go. 

 

Scout #5:   12 pair please! 

Scout #1:   12!? Man, you must really be clean. Why 12 pair? 

Scout #5:   Well, there's January, February, March, ...