| Category: | 3-Scout Skits |
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| Notes: | Two scouts (or more) are in a group, while one other is across the way |
Farmer pretends to start a truck, and the group "drives" over to the hatchery owner.
When they get there, the Farmer gets out of the truck, and walks over to the owner while the other scout (playing the crew) stays in the truck.
Farmer: I'd like to buy 4-dozen chickens, please.
Hatchery Owner: Ok, they will be 4 dollars each.
Farmer: Sold!
Upon agreeing on the sale, the two spit in their hands and shake.
Farmer: (turning to the truck, shouts) Hey, will you get on outta that truck an' help usload up these here chickens?
The scout in the truck gets out, and everyone loads up the chickens.
Once all of the chickens are loaded, the farmer gets back in his truck, and he and the crew all drive back to the Farm.
Narrator comes onto stage and announces: "One week later" then the cast repeats the process 2 more times...
On the third time through, farmer announces that he would like to buy 5 dozen chickens.
Hatchery Owner: Man, you must have a pretty good sized farm going on now.
Farmer: Well, I really can't tell yet, but I think I'm either planting them too deep, or too far apart.