Can't Work In The Dark
| Props: | none |
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| Notes: | all scouts mime raking or digging; one stands with an arm raised, pretending to be a lightbulb. |
[Boss:] 'I'm paying you to work, not to just stand around. Why aren't you working?'
[Scout with arm raised:] 'I'm a lightbulb!'
[Boss:] 'Get to work! When I come back, if you aren't working, you're fired!'
Boss leaves, and Cub Scouts continue to work. Boss returns and sees the 'lightbulb' Scout still standing with his arm raised.
[Boss:] 'That's it! You're fired! Get out!'
Scout drops his arm and dejectedly leaves. As soon as he drops his arm, the rest look around, stop working and start to leave.
[Boss:] 'Hey, why are you guys leaving? Get back to work!'
[Scouts:] 'How? We can't work in the dark!'