The Singing Scoutmaster: Bravest Scout in the World

[MC:] Scouts, Parents, and Guests-welcome. We have with us today a very special Scout. Billy, please come up here.

[MC:] This young man has proven his bravery through trials and challenges most of us would never dream of, let alone survive.

[MC:] Billy is afraid of nothing! He has traveled through Transylvania during a full moon, camped alone in a cemetery, and even kissed a girl once!

[MC:] I know some of you may not believe anyone could be so brave. So, I've rounded up some of the most gruesome monsters ever known. Billy will demonstrate his bravery for you.

[MC:] Here comes DRACULA-a blood-thirsty fiend from the old country!

[Dracula:] (Glides up to Billy, arms raised dramatically.)

[Billy:] (Smiles and shakes his hand.)

[Dracula:] (Shuffles off dejectedly behind Billy.)

[MC:] And now, a foul Werewolf from England-a ferocious beast of the night!

[Werewolf:] (Charges in, growling and clawing the air.)

[Billy:] (Yawns casually.)

[Werewolf:] (Whimpers away behind Billy.)

[MC:] The Mummy! An undead creature from ancient Egypt!

[Mummy:] (Lumbers in, arms outstretched, groaning.)

[Billy:] (Checks his wristwatch, still unimpressed.)

[Mummy:] (Shuffles away.)

[MC:] You can send in zombies, King Kong, Gollum-you name it! But Billy just stays calm, bored, or friendly with them all.

[MC:] As you can see, nothing scares this bravest of Scouts-not even the most hideous monsters of legend.

[MC:] And to recognize Billy's incredible bravery, our leader, Mr. [insert name], will now present him with a small trophy. Great job, Billy!

[Leader:] (Approaches with trophy.)

[Billy:] (Turns to see the leader, suddenly goes wide-eyed with terror, and screams.)

[Billy:] Aaaaaahhhhh!!

Billy runs offstage in fear. The monsters all panic and run away screaming behind him. The MC joins in, fleeing the terrifying Leader