| Category: | 2-Scout Skits |
|---|---|
| Props: | None |
Hercules is standing center stage, hands on hips, looking like he is important and in charge.
Scout: Hercules, how can I become as big and strong as you?
Hercules: Hmmm, let me see. OK, I will share a secret with you. Go home and rub oil on your head every day for one week.
Scout: Wow, Thank you! (exits)
Scout: (enters crouching down to be short) Hercules, Hercules, it didn't work! Now I'm even shorter than I was!
Hercules: Hmmm, that's strange. Well, go home and rub oil on your head every day for 2 weeks.
Scout: Well, OK (exits)
Scout: (enters crouching as low as possible) Hercules, Hercules, look at me! I'm shorter than ever!
Hercules: I don't understand. Did you do what I said?
Scout: Yes!
Hercules: What kind of oil did you rub on your head?
Scout: Crisco
Hercules: Crisco!?! That's not oil! That's SHORTENING!!!