Bach
| Notes: | one scout is pretending to play the violin; others react with humorous confusion. |
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[Bubba:] Howdy-do!
[Larry:] Whatcha playin'?
[Violinist:] I'm playing Mozart.
[Bubba:] Neva' heard o' him.
[Violinist:] Here is another piece.
[Larry:] What's that?
[Violinist:] That is Beethoven.
[Bubba:] Neva' heard o' him neither.
[Violinist:] Here's another.
[Larry:] What's that?
[Violinist:] That's Bach.
[Bubba:] We've heard of baak, we hear that one all the time on the farm!
Then Larry and Bubba start running around screaming 'baak! baak!' like chickens