Where Were You When The Ship Hit The Sands
| Category: | Fun |
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| Notes: | A humorous, pun-laden sea story song. The title delivers a classic spoonerism-style twist (say it quickly!), making it a favorite for audiences who enjoy witty wordplay. Often performed with storytelling flair. |
COh my wife and I went G7on an ocean Ccruise
Three days out and I was sick down to my G7shoes
And to Fmake it more forlorn we sailed Cinto a raging storm
Where we were nobody G7seemed to have a Cclue
While the ship was being G7tossed and thrown Cabout
I decided that I'd try to take a G7nap
Then I Fheard an awful noise and I Casked one of the boys
What had happened and you G7should of heard him Cshout
Where were you when the ship hit the sand
I said I was in there praying for dry G7land
With a Cbucket and my breakfast in my Fhand
Where were Cyou when the G7ship hit the Csand
Oh the captain he came a G7running up on Cdeck
He was a looking kinda pale around the G7neck
As he Fstood there shouting orders I stood Csplashing in the water
And I ask exactly G7what you might Cexpect
Where were you when the ship hit the sand
He said I was in there praying for dry G7land
With a Cbucket and my breakfast in my Fhand
Where were Cyou when the G7ship hit the Csand
Where were you when the ship hit the sand
He said I was in there praying for dry G7land
With a Cbucket and my breakfast in my Fhand
Where were Cyou when the G7ship hit the Csand
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