The Singing Scoutmaster: Puff the Magic Dragon (Puff's Version)

CPuff the magic Emdragon

Flived by the Csea,

And Ffrolicked in the Cautumn Ammist

in a D7land called hona-G7lee,

CLittle Jackie EmPaper

Floved that rascal CPuff,

And Fbought him strings

and Csealing Amwax and

D7Other G7fancy Cstuff. G7Oh!

CPuff the magic Emdragon

Flived by the Csea

And Ffrolicked in the Cautumn Ammist

in a D7Land called HonahG7Lee,

CPuff the magic Emdragon

Flived by the Csea

And Ffrolicked in the Cautumn Ammist

in a D7Land called G7hona-Clee.

CTogether they would Emtravel

on a Fboat with billowed Csail,

FJackie kept a Clook out Am7perched

on D7Puff's gigantic G7tail,

CNoble kings and Emprinces

would Fbow when e're they Ccame,

FPirate ships would Clow'r their Am7flag when

D7Puff roared G7out his Cname. G7Oh!

CPuff the magic Emdragon

Flived by the Csea

And Ffrolicked in the Cautumn Ammist

in a D7Land called hona-G7lee,

CPuff the magic Emdragon

Flived by the Csea

And Ffrolicked in the Cautumn Ammist

in a D7Land called G7hona-Clee.

CA Dragon lives for Emever

but Fnot so little Cboys.

FPainted wings and Cgiant Am7rings

make D7way for other G7toys,

COne grey night it Emhappened,

Jackie FPaper came no Cmore. And

FPuff that mighty Cdragon,

Am7he D7ceased his G7fearless Croar. G7

His Chead was bent in Emsorrow,

green Fscales fell like Crain,

FAnd betrayal by his Emso-called Am7friend

at D7first gave Puff real G7pain,

CSuddenly he Emrealised,

he Fdidn't need the Ckid -

Who Fwants a millstone Cround Am7their D7neck?

Much G7better to be Crid! G7

It was Ctime he did things Emhis way,

Ftime to change his Clife,

FTime to cause some Cmayhem

and Ambring folks D7lots of G7strife,

So he Cwent on the Emrampage,

and Fdid what dragons Cdo,

Causing Fterror, stealing Cgold,

Amand D7breathing G7fire Ctoo.

CPuff roasted many Emvictims

in that Fland of Hona-Clee,

FHarry Potter Cwas the Am7first,

and D7then Hermio-G7ne,

But Ceven through his Emlaughter

Puff Fstarted to be Csad,

'Cos till FJackie Paper Cwas burnt Amtoast,

he D7knew he'd G7still feel Cbad. G7

It Ctook ten years to Emfind him,

Fplaying with his new Ctoys,

Sur-Frounded by his Cfamily

of Amlots of D7girls and G7boys,

Puff Cbarbequed the Emlot of them,

some Frare and some well Cdone,

He Fjust could not re-Cmember

when Amhe'd had D7so G7much Cfun!

Then CPuff the magic Emdragon

re-Fturned to the Csea,

And Ffrolicked in the Cautumn Ammist

in that D7land called Hona-G7lee,

Now if Cever you do Emmeet him

and de-Fcide to be his Cfriend,

If FI were you I'd Cstay real Amtrue

and a-D7void a G7fiery Cend!

Now Cdon't you look at Emme like that,

as Fif I've broke your Cheart,

It Fisn't really my Cfault

if your Fdream's fallen a-Cpart,

CAnd it isn't Puff's fault Emeither,

he's Freally not to Cblame,

Re-Fmember he's a Cdragon -

Amthe D7clue is G7in his Cname!

So CPuff the magic Emdragon

now Flives by the Csea.

And Ffrolicks in the Cautumn Ammist

in a D7land called Hona-G7lee,

Yes CPuff the magic Emdragon,

still Flives by the Csea,

And Ffrolicks in the Cautumn Ammist

in a D7land called G7Hona-Clee!