Songs For My Own Enjoyment: MTA - The Man Who Never Returned



MTA - The Man Who Never Returned
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Now let me tell you a story  'bout a man named Charlie  
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On this tragic & fateful day  
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He put 10 cents into his pocket, kissed his wife and family  
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Went to ride on the M.T.A.  
   
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But did he ever return? No, he never returned,  
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And his fate is still un-learned  
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He may ride forever 'neath the streets of Boston  
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He's the man who never re-turned  
   
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Charlie handed in his dime at the Kendall Square Station  
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And he changed for Jamaica Plain  
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When he got there the conductor told him "One more nickel"  
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Charlie couldn't get off that train  
   
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But did he ever return? No, he never returned,  
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And his fate is still un-learned  
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He may ride forever 'neath the streets of Boston  
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He's the man who never re-turned  
   
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Now all night long Charlie rides through the station  
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Saying, "What will become of me?  
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How can I afford to see my sister in Chelsea  
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Or my cousin in Roxbu-ry?"  
   
G                              C                
But did he ever return? No, he never returned,  
        G                D7       
And his fate is still un-learned  
       G                       C                  
He may ride forever 'neath the streets of Boston  
         G       D7       G       
He's the man who never re-turned  
   
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Charlie's wife goes down to Scollay Square Station  
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Every day at a quarter past two  
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And through the open window she hands Charlie a sandwich  
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As the train comes rumblin' through  
   
G                              C                
But did he ever return? No, he never returned,  
        G                D7       
And his fate is still un-learned  
       G                       C                  
He may ride forever 'neath the streets of Boston  
         G       D7       G       
He's the man who never re-turned  
   
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Now you citizens of Boston, don't you think it is a scandal  
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That the people have to pay and pay  
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Fight the fare increase, vote for George O'Brien  
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And get Charlie off the M.T.A.!  
   
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But did he ever return? No, he never returned,  
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and his fate is still un-learned  
       G                       C                  
He may ride forever 'neath the streets of Boston  
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He's the man who never re-turned   x2  
   

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