The Singing Scoutmaster: Heaven Is Closed

DHeaven is closed and hell's overcrowded,

So I think I'll just stay where I Aam,

A7So many people, well it sure is lonely,

Who even gives a Ddamn?

I hear someone calling, 'Come in from the craziness',

D7But there ain't nobody a-Ground,

Heaven is closed and Dhell's overcrowded,

So I A7think I'll just stay where I Dam.

DHeaven left for California on a midnight A7plane,

Hell stayed behind so I wouldn't be lonely,

For reasons that's Ahard to ex-Dplain,

Could it be hell is heaven and that heaven is hell,

And D7each one are both the same Gthing?

Well I hope heaven finds what Dshe's looking for,

And that Ahell treats us both just the Dsame.

DHeaven is closed and hell's overcrowded,

So I think I'll just stay where I A7am,

So many people, well it sure is lonely,

Who even gives a Ddamn?

I hear someone calling, 'Come in from the craziness',

D7But there ain't nobody a-Ground,

Heaven is closed and Dhell's overcrowded,

So I Athink I'll just stay where I Dam.

Let's Gburn one for those that's Dliving in hell,

Let's Gburn one for those who Dthink they're in heaven,

GBurn one for every-Done in the whole world,

And E7anyone stuck in be-A7tween. A

DHeaven is closed and hell's overcrowded,

So I think I'll just stay where I A7am,

So many people, well it sure is lonely,

Who even gives a Ddamn?

I hear someone calling, 'Come in from the craziness',

D7But there ain't nobody a-Ground,

Heaven is closed and Dhell's overcrowded,

So I Athink I'll just stay where I Dam.

Yeah Gheaven is closed and Dhell's overcrowded,

So I Athink I'll just stay where I Dam.