Songs For My Own Enjoyment: Dog Poo On Me Shoes (for Christmas)



Dog Poo On Me Shoes (for Christmas)
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Well Christmas time has come again the year has gone so fast  
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It's funny how each Christmas just gets better than the last  
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But something happened to me as I bet it has to you  
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'Cause all I got for Christmas was dog poo on me shoes.  
   
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Dog poo on me shoes for Christmas, dog poo on me shoes  
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It's spoilt me Christmas spirit and left me feeling blue  
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And I'll be in the dog house but hey that's nothing new  
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Cause all I got for Christmas was dog poo on me shoes.  
   
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Now Santa Claus has Reindeer but they don't leave a mess  
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Of leaving poops around your house to cause you great distress  
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They don't dump under your Christmas tree, nor in your stockings too  
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It's only when you're outside you get dog poo on your shoes.  
   
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Dog poo on me shoes for Christmas, dog poo on me shoes  
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It's spoilt me Christmas spirit and left me feeling blue  
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And I'll be in the dog house but hey that's nothing new  
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Cause all I got for Christmas was dog poo on me shoes.  
   
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So listen you doggy lovers and take a tip from me  
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Don't leave your doggy doodah hanging up a tree  
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Cause it doesn't look like a bauble and its not the thing to do  
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But I sup-pose it stops me getting, your dog's poo on me shoes  
   
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Dog poo on me shoes for Christmas, dog poo on me shoes  
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It's spoilt me Christmas spirit and left me feeling blue  
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And I'll be in the dog house but hey that's nothing new  
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Cause all I got for Christmas was dog poo on me shoes.  
   
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Dog poo on me shoes for Christmas, dog poo on me shoes  
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It's spoilt me Christmas spirit and left me feeling blue  
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And I'll be in the dog house but hey that's nothing new  
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Cause all I got for Christmas was   
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(slow down)  dog poo on me shoes...Woof, Woof  
   

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