The Singing Scoutmaster: Dog Poo On Me Shoes (for Christmas)

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Well CChristmas time has come again the Fyear has gone so Cfast

It's funny how each Christmas just gets Gbetter than the G7last

But Csomething happened to me as I Fbet it has to Fmyou

'Cause Call I got for Christmas was Gdog poo on me Cshoes.

CDog poo on me shoes for Christmas, Fdog poo on me Cshoes

It's spoilt me Christmas spirit and Gleft me feeling G7blue

And CI'll be in the dog house but Fhey that's nothing Fmnew

Cause Call I got for Christmas was Gdog poo on me Cshoes.

Now CSanta Claus has Reindeer but Fthey don't leave a Cmess

Of leaving poops around your house to Gcause you great G7distress

They Cdon't dump under your Christmas tree, nor Fin your stockings Fmtoo

It's only Cwhen you're outside you get Gdog poo on your Cshoes.

CDog poo on me shoes for Christmas, Fdog poo on me Cshoes

It's spoilt me Christmas spirit and Gleft me feeling G7blue

And CI'll be in the dog house but Fhey that's nothing Fmnew

Cause Call I got for Christmas was Gdog poo on me Cshoes.

So Clisten you doggy lovers and Ftake a tip from Cme

Don't leave your doggy doodah hanging Gup a G7tree

Cause it Cdoesn't look like a bauble and its Fnot the thing to Fmdo

But I sup-Cpose it stops me getting, your Gdog's poo on me Cshoes

CDog poo on me shoes for Christmas, Fdog poo on me Cshoes

It's spoilt me Christmas spirit and Gleft me feeling G7blue

And CI'll be in the dog house but Fhey that's nothing Fmnew

Cause Call I got for Christmas was Gdog poo on me Cshoes.

CDog poo on me shoes for Christmas, Fdog poo on me Cshoes

It's spoilt me Christmas spirit and Gleft me feeling G7blue

And CI'll be in the dog house but Fhey that's nothing Fmnew

Cause Call I got for Christmas was G

(slow down) dog poo on me Cshoes...GWoof, CWoof