Dead Skunk In The Middle Of The Road.
| Category: | Fun |
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| Category: | Novelty |
| Link: | Performance Example |
| Notes: | A novelty song with exaggerated humor about roadkill and stink, featuring a variety of unfortunate animals. |
GCrossing the highway Dlate last night,
He Cshoulda looked left and he Gshoulda looked right.
He Gdidn't see the station Dwagon car.
The Cskunk got squashed and Gthere you are.
GCrossing the highway Dlate last night,
He Cshoulda looked left and he Gshoulda looked right.
He Gdidn't see the station Dwagon car.
The Cskunk got squashed and Gthere you are.
You got your Gdead skunk in the Dmiddle of the road
CDead skunk in the Gmiddle of the road
GDead skunk in the Dmiddle of the road
And it's Cstinking to high Gheaven G D C G
Take a Gwhiff on me. That Dain't no rose.
CRoll up your window and Ghold your nose.
You Gdon't have to look and you Ddon't have to see
'Cause you can Cfeel it in your ol-Gfactory.
You got your Gdead skunk in the Dmiddle of the road
CDead skunk in the Gmiddle of the road
GDead skunk in the Dmiddle of the road
And it's Cstinking to high Gheaven G D C G G D C G
Yeah, you Ggot your dead cat and you Dgot your dead dog.
On a Cmoonlit night you got your Gdead toad frog.
You got your Gdead rabbit and your Ddead raccoon.
The Cblood and the guts, they gonna Gmake you swoon.
You got your Gdead skunk in the Dmiddle of the road
CDead skunk in the Gmiddle of the road
GDead skunk in the Dmiddle of the road
And it's Cstinking to high Gheaven G D C G G D C G
GC'mon, stink
GYou got it. It's dead. It's in the Dmiddle.
CDead skunk in the Gmiddle
GDead skunk in the Dmiddle of the road
CStinking to high Gheaven
G.... DAll over the
Croad ... GTechnicolor
G D C G
G.... D
COh, you got poGllution.
It's Gdead. It's in the Dmiddle,
And it's Cstinkin' to high Gheaven.
G D C Gx2 (fade)
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