The Singing Scoutmaster: Cripple Creek

Hey CI got a gal at the Fhead of the Ccreek

Go up to see her 'bout the G7middle of the Cweek

Kiss her on the mouth, just as Fsweet as any Cwine

Wraps herself around me like a G7sweet pertater Cvine

CGoin' up Cripple Creek, goin' on a run

Goin' up Cripple Creek, to G7have a little Cfun

CGoin' up Cripple Creek, goin' in a whirl

Goin' up Cripple Creek to G7see my Cgirl

Now the Cgirls on the Cripple Creek F'bout half Cgrown

Jump on a boy like a G7dog on a Cbone

Roll my britches up Fto my Cknees

I'll wade old Cripple Creek G7whenever I Cplease

CGoin' up Cripple Creek, goin' on a run

Goin' up Cripple Creek, to G7have a little Cfun

CGoin' up Cripple Creek, goin' in a whirl

Goin' up Cripple Creek to G7see my Cgirl

CCripple Creek's wide and FCripple Creek's Cdeep

I'll wade old Cripple Creek aG7fore I Csleep

Roads are rocky and the Fhillside's Cmuddy

And I'm so drunk that I G7can't stand Csteady

CGoin' up Cripple Creek, goin' on a run

Goin' up Cripple Creek, to G7have a little Cfun

CGoin' up Cripple Creek, goin' in a whirl

Goin' up Cripple Creek to G7see my Cgirl

CKids up on Cripple Creek Fthey so Cfree

Jump on your lap like a G7squirrel up a Ctree

We hold on tight when Fthings feel Cbad

Laugh when you're happy and G7cry when you're Csad

CGoin' up Cripple Creek, goin' on a run

Goin' up Cripple Creek, to G7have a little Cfun

CGoin' up Cripple Creek, goin' in a whirl

Goin' up Cripple Creek to G7see my Cgirl

COne time it rained 'bout a Fweek or Cmore

I never saw such G7mud beCfore

We ran 'round naked like Flittle greased Cpigs

Stood on our heads and G7danced a Cjig

CGoin' up Cripple Creek, goin' on a run

Goin' up Cripple Creek, to G7have a little Cfun

CGoin' up Cripple Creek, goin' in a whirl

Goin' up Cripple Creek to G7see my Cgirl

When Cgrandma died at a Fhundred and Ctwo

We danced and we sang like she G7asked us Cto

Folks drove in from Fmiles aCround

To help lay grandma G7in the Cground

CGoin' up Cripple Creek, goin' on a run

Goin' up Cripple Creek, to G7have a little Cfun

CGoin' up Cripple Creek, goin' in a whirl

Goin' up Cripple Creek to G7see my Cgirl

CLoving you is Fso Ceasy

Cuz I love you and G7you love Cme

If I had all the Fgold on Cearth

It still wouldn't touch what a G7good friend's Cworth

CGoin' up Cripple Creek, goin' on a run, goin' up Cripple Creek, to G7have a little Cfun

CGoin' up Cripple Creek, goin' in a whirl, goin' up Cripple Creek to G7see my Cgirl